morgan-leigh:

neenya:

“Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts.

“Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.”

Steve Rogers at 100: Celebrating Captain America on Film 

fic by alwaysalreadyangryeleveninches, febricant, hellotailor, and morgan-leigh; art by neenya

and also, today: Steve Rogers hits 100.

newsbypostcard:

it’s steve’s 100th birthday but he’ll only have lived 33 years as of sometime around october. he died at 26 and a half and came back to life in april 2012 so you know. he’s old except that he’s not. he lost his mom at 18 and bucky at 26 and found him at 28 and got him back at 30. and now. well. now. he’s 100. he’s the world’s oldest 32 year old man.