batcii:

a six year old idea that i’m still apparently into: au where it was the water tribe who attacked, katara and sokka still found aang in the iceberg 100 years later, but then, kind of tried to kill him. luckily aang escaped in time to team up with a pair of plucky young fire nation siblings who ought to have inherited the throne, you know, if the water tribe hadn’t laid waste to their country. mostly, i just like drawing katara in military gear, and enjoy thinking about the political intrigue of two ruling branches of the water tribe. 

festeringfae:

festeringfae:

BREAKING NEWS, MY SOUL IS CLEAR, MY SKIN IS HYDRATED, THE YELLOW DRESS FROM BEAUTY AND THE BEAST IS ACTUALLY GOOD NOW

The U.K. media….and liberal politics…is so unapologetically transphobic…in a coordinated, targeted manner…and HERMIONE FUCKING GRANGER…despite getting her big break from transmisogynist J.K. Rowling…woke up this morning like “hmmm how am I gonna use my status as an international British icon today? OH, I KNOW, I’m gonna post a pic of me wearing a shirt that says “trans rights are human rights” and promote A BUNCH OF UK BASED TRANS CHARITIES to my 28.9 MILLION followers.“

So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.

shieldmaiden19:

myathesleepyoctopus:

myathesleepyoctopus:

official-lyzzystardust:

ralsalot:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!

I’m not a teacher (yet) but I do work with students and one of them had the nerve to look me dead in the eye and ask me “why would it be a bad idea for me to eat this entire marker?” They’re 11

An 4th grader asked for a high five by saying, “A little slappy to make daddy happy?”

I did not give him a high five.

A student during break had her head in her arms and was shaking a bit, so i asked the kid next to her whether she was laughing or crying and this 8 year old stared me in the eye deadpan and said “im crying on the inside”

Wait i take that back, I cant believe i forgot about the time i brought in a small stuffed octopus as a class mascot because why tf not. It was a class of high schoolers and i didnt imagine theyd actually care much, but one student snuck in a snack and gave it to the octopus as a tribute. Which led to other students doing the same thing, until every day there was a pile of of offerings to Fweej the Overseer, mostly consisting of things like string cheeses and small bags of chips, but sometimes there wouldd be a couple bucks in quarters, one kid brought in some giant pocky i think, and at one point there was a cold stone gift card. This stuffed octopus gained a cult following.

Later i brought in another stuffed octopus that looked exactly the same but bigger and told the class that Fweej the Overseer accepted their offerings and became stronger. These highschoolers lost their goddamn minds.

Oh my god I love this. Thank you for letting those kids be the dorks all high schoolers are.