harry immediately after discovering tom riddle’s diary absorbs ink: hello magical book my name is Harry Potter and my age and address and credit card information and password is
He got married in 2016, but I don’t typically creep on celeb’s lives so I didn’t know until literally two minutes ago, so for anyone like me who was unaware, Sam Tsui is gay and married to fellow musician Casey Breves and also this song is awesome
“Jesus christ eat the goddamn mac and cheese.” scowls the hero “I can hear your stomach growling through your armor, you know.”
The villain blinks “You-”
“Are feeding you, yes. If all I wanted to do was punch people and throw criminals in jail, I would’ve become a vigilante. Heroism involves kindness, dipshit.”
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