becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys:
As funny as this is, as someone who has met a European badger, all I can say is at least the American one has the decency not to hide the fact that it will tear your kidneys out via your toes if you so much as look at it funny.
This was my response to THIS VERY TWEET
Tag: animals
And I would pet 500 cats
And I would pet 500 more
https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/sliceosunshine/172003221386/tumblr_p4heosDTk91ufoekz?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
rip if you use headphones bc I’m fucking Loud but here it is for those who wanted it. he’s mad because he wants to get outside
i almost cried when i saw this for the first time
i’m crying look
This isn’t a real animal
hahaha look at what we did to wolves
what the hell is with this horse what. why. wtf is going on horse, i love u.
Corgi tries to be like his doggo friends but stumbles at the final hurdle. Good try though. Still 11/10
They come back for him !!
not to be dramatic or anything but i would fucking die for you violet
SliceOSunshine 