Tag: gravity falls

miasimiagoria:

inktheblot:

the true plot twist of gravity falls is that stanley is the smart twin and ford is the biggest dumbass in 52 dimensions

Stan: I’ve run a very successful business for thirty years while rebuilding a portal with one third of the blueprints and no help from a demon.

Ford: It says not to summon him but he called me smart so he can’t be that evil

startingmelodrama:

 Me: It’s 2017, no one wants to hear Gravity Falls meta

Also me: Stan never believed Gideon was an actual psychic—even though he knew supernatural things were possible, and even though everyone in Gravity Falls was against him, Stan always insisted he absolutely knew Gideon was a fraud.  Why was he so certain?

Gideon always called him “Stanford.” 

Anyone with real mind-reading powers would’ve known that was actually his brother’s name, and he was living under a false identity

glumshoe:

hobbitry-in-arms:

lokinne:

gutterpunkvangogh:

jewishlyriumghost:

gravity-engineer:

glumshoe:

More Weird Shit I Found in the Woods™.

Geometrically-challenged child cultists should have stuck with the triangles.

Is this real life Dipper Pines?

“oh look. Another mysterious stone path in the woods. 3 guesses where this leads.”

(at the end of the path)

“Listen. I know everyone wants to summon a demon at summer camp. I get it, I really do! But if you’re gonna try that shit just… put some effort into it. I mean look at this shit. IT’s just…It’s not even symmetrical. And look at this egg thing. It’s wildly disproportionate to the rest of it. It sucks! It objectively sucks! If I were a demon and I saw this, I would actually be offended. Try harder, kids. Try harder.”

@captioned-vines

someone should add one of those vintage “you tried” star memes in the shape of this

Like this?

Why does this person look and sound so much like a cartoon character???

a witch cursed me to be this way