Tag: lmfao
ktae:
i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??
my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic
i know this is a joke post but u can kill a vampire with a wooden stake which is a thing that most wizards have on them at all times
My content gets shittier every day.
Here’s the shitty ass shitpost in question, just for reference.
I’m so proud of you Grant
go fish but instead of saying go fish you say go fuck yourself
“got any 3s?” “go fuck yourself”
I don’t know if you’ve ever played go fish but that’s what you say when you do have the cards they asked for
I AM FREAKIN’ DEAD.
DnD in a nutshell
–Mod Avery
are you a finger guns bisexual or an awkward thumbs up bisexual
everyone keeps saying “both” and I suddenly feel regretful I asked a bunch of bisexuals to make a choice
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
“oh you know…the people who go to the moon”
#wizard kids like #hahhahaha #you cant GO to the moon #its not a PLACE #muggleborn like….. d o. y ou.. h ave sc ience… at this scho ol..
PLEASE
YOU CANT JUST GO TO THE MOON
YOU NEED A ROCKETSHIP
DO YOU HAVE A ROCKETSHIP, POTTER?
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK I JUST REALISED SOMETHING
THE THREE COLOURS ASSOCIATED WITH FIRE ARE RED ORANGE AND YELLOW
RED
ORANGE
YELLOWTHEY SPELL ROY
AS IN ROY MUSTANG
WHAT THE FULLMETAL
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