andhumanslovedstories:

andhumanslovedstories:

The erosion of Loki’s threat level from “time to conquer the earth” to “persistent nuisance” is a source of eternal delight to be, every film he grows closer and closer to his true and ultimate manifestation of ineffectual, annoying lil brother

thor to all the inhabitants of earth: it’s cool he’s comic relief now 🙂

all of earth: still…..guilty of many murders tho…….lotta murder

loki: yeah I keep trying to explain that to him, I think it’s fucking buckwild he brought me here too

worldsinside:

writing-prompt-s:

For lack of better candidates, someone’s parents jokingly named the Norse God Loki as the child’s godfather. He decides to take this seriously.

The whole thing got started because my
dad was a professor of Norse Mythology.

When I was born he and mom had both just gotten jobs at a new
university, which meant moving to a new town where my parents didn’t
know anybody. That was my dad’s excuse for naming an ancient
Scandinavian trickster god as my godfather.

He claimed it made sense at the time; apparently I was something
of a trickstery child myself, always getting out of my playpen and
into strange places, or making rude noises at hilariously inopportune
times, or crying for no discernible reason and laughing for no better
one. Plus, it was pretty soon apparent that I had inherited my
grandmother’s bright red hair. So my dad liked to call me a child
of Loki, which amused my mom. It didn’t amuse her so much when he
told her dad, after he got a bit too pushy about me not having a
godparent yet, that in fact I did have someone looking after me and
his name was Loki Laufeyson.

Still, even my mom didn’t expect
anything more to come of that than a bit of a row when my grandfather
got home and looked a few things up, so they were both completely
stunned when Loki himself showed up on the doorstep a few hours
later.

I was much too young to remember that
particular meeting, but from what I found out later, I can imagine
something of how it went. Loki would have looked like a tall, lean
man with hair like fire. Not red hair like mine, which isn’t even
really red but orange-ish; this was hair in licks of red and orange
and yellow, really like fire. He would have had eyes like fire opals,
strange and glittering from one color to the next. And he would have
had scars running along the tops of and bottoms of his lips, little
rows of puncture marks, white and old but still clearly visible. But
the rest of him would have looked handsome and charming, like a movie
star, only better. He would have looked like what movie stars dreamed
of looking like, and he would have flashed my mom a brilliant
gleaming grin when she opened the door.

“Hello,” he said. “I’ve come to
see the child.”

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wide-worlds-joy:

ladyvivamus:

themightyblim:

miss-azura:

bifrostedflake:

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MAKE LOKI FIX IT

Sad thing is in actual mythology this is very accurate. But loki does always fix the problem and usually the other gods got something good out of it in the end like magical weapons and tools, so really the other gods should stop bitching cuz when loki cleans up his messes they get free shit out of it.

Or, on one memorable occasion, a very nice horse.

Accurate post is accurate.

inmyminditwasclear:

cementcornfield:

hiddleston-daily:

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

#remember back in like 2011 when Tom Hiddleston was like ‘the opposite of love isn’t hate it’s indifference and Loki HATES his brother!!’#WELL#I HAD A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT THAT DURING THIS SCENE#not to Tag Feel like it’s 20 fucking 12 but… he’s so used to Thor chasing after him and Thor fighting him and Thor crying over him#to have Thor be like ‘yeah cool just stay here. our paths diverged it’s whatever. have fun ruling Crap Planet.’#Loki’s like hmmmmmm… this feels bad. I don’t…. like this……….#AND THEN HE BETRAYS THOR LIKE HA HA! and Thor’s like ‘lol saw it coming you never change. peace out have a nice life lol!’#so then Loki has to be a goody. SIGH.#like ‘he doesn’t CARE if we never see each other again? WELL NOW HE’S GONNA SEE ME EVERY FUCKIN DAY!!!’#my… lads

YOU PUT IT INTO WORDS!!!