bookish-but-corruptible:

theseerasures:

professorspork:

things I think about:

Chris Evans thinks Steve is a virgin, but Hayley Atwell is convinced Steve and Peggy consummated their relationship.

now, you might think a disagreement of such proportions would send fandom into a tailspin. whom do you believe? MUST WE PICK SIDES? IS THIS WHAT THE PLOT OF CIVIL WAR IS REALLY ABOUT?

luckily, the answer is simple

Steve and Peggy disagree on whether or not oral counts

#‘OF COURSE ORAL SEX COUNTS AS SEX STEVE. SEX IS ITS LAST NAME.’#‘IF YOU CAN’T GET PREGNANT IT’S NOT SEX’#‘WHO TOLD YOU THAT? BUCKY?’ 

“who told you that? bucky?” I’m dying 

buzzfeed:

buzzfeed:

crystalitesummerstar:

nitramaraho:

dailymarvelheroes:

get you a man who can do both

one of my patients came in for an emergency visit, because she snapped the wire on her retainer watching the movie when MBJ took his shirt off she clenched her teeth so fucking hard she snapped it. that is the fucking funniest shit ever to me this tiny 17 year old girl thirsting so goddamn hard she busted steel

Y’all, it gets better. She found out.

We interviewed her, obviously.

update: