Elle Woods could lift Thor’s hammer
Tag: marvel
it’s steve’s 100th birthday but he’ll only have lived 33 years as of sometime around october. he died at 26 and a half and came back to life in april 2012 so you know. he’s old except that he’s not. he lost his mom at 18 and bucky at 26 and found him at 28 and got him back at 30. and now. well. now. he’s 100. he’s the world’s oldest 32 year old man.
“When I went under, the world was at war. I wake up, they say we won. They didn’t say what we lost.”

SHUT THE FUCK UP
I love this
This is the only theory I care about
Maybe 19999 Kendrick Lamar took inspiration from the then-unconfirmed reports of a land in eastern African known as Wakanda.
im 100% sure this move was created when their combined 4 braincells were fucking around
#DKLFJDLHLFJLK ok listen #thor’s pouting because jane’s on a research trip and steve’s in agony because bucky’s out there someone and they’re both #moping around the avengers compound #bringing everybody down #tony makes them go outside #“i don’t care what you do just my god do it away from here so i can BREATHE for five gd seconds” #hence #FRISBEE BASEBALL #here is how you play frisbee baseball #steve slams the shield. thor hits it #it’s sam’s job to fly after it and try to catch it before it hits the ground (very difficult) #then sam throws it back and steve has to try to catch it before thor can hit it with his hammer again #you win when you’re too exhausted to be sad (tags via @newsbypostcard)

























