exomoon:

shakespork:

kaardalaa:

@ people who write fic of siblings: we don’t constantly call each other “big sis” or “little brother” stop doing that

list of things i have called my little brother:

  • nerd lord
  • bitchass
  • bruh
  • my lad
  • boyo
  • bro bro
  • 10 thousand variations of his name

list of things i have never in my life said to my little brother:

  • little brother
  • his actual name

more often than not i greet my brother by scrunching my face up all ugly and saying “hello, idiot” in the worst russian accent i can muster and then we say goodbye by flipping each other the bird

I use bastardized versions of my siblings’ names. Like not even the proper nicknames for the names they have, but nicknames I came up with myself and that they initially hated but have since gotten used to.

(Fake) Example: Nicole

Normal nickname: Nikki or Cole

My type of nickname: Neenee