Tag: steve rogers

morgan-leigh:

neenya:

“Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts.

“Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.”

Steve Rogers at 100: Celebrating Captain America on Film 

fic by alwaysalreadyangry, eleveninches, febricant, hellotailor, and morgan-leigh; art by neenya

and also, today: Steve Rogers hits 100.

Source: neenya

newsbypostcard:

it’s steve’s 100th birthday but he’ll only have lived 33 years as of sometime around october. he died at 26 and a half and came back to life in april 2012 so you know. he’s old except that he’s not. he lost his mom at 18 and bucky at 26 and found him at 28 and got him back at 30. and now. well. now. he’s 100. he’s the world’s oldest 32 year old man.

galwednesday:

stevesnbucky:

im 100% sure this move was created when their combined 4 braincells were fucking around

#DKLFJDLHLFJLK ok listen #thor’s pouting because jane’s on a research trip and steve’s in agony because bucky’s out there someone and they’re both #moping around the avengers compound #bringing everybody down #tony makes them go outside #“i don’t care what you do just my god do it away from here so i can BREATHE for five gd seconds” #hence #FRISBEE BASEBALL #here is how you play frisbee baseball #steve slams the shield. thor hits it #it’s sam’s job to fly after it and try to catch it before it hits the ground (very difficult) #then sam throws it back and steve has to try to catch it before thor can hit it with his hammer again #you win when you’re too exhausted to be sad (tags via @newsbypostcard)