>2018 starts with a full moon
>2018 is year of the dog
i’m onto you werewolves
Tag: lol
So I was watching the Farily Oddparents when…
SPONGEBOB.
WHAT.
YOU.
DOING.
SPONGEBOB WENT TURBO.
dad: why are you drinking coffee at 10pm?
me: time is an illusion. once you realize that, you can transcend, and live in bliss
me: *takes sip*
me: also i have a 10 page paper due in the morning that i haven’t started
pro-choice-character-of-the-day:
pro-choice-character-of-the-day:
Judy Hopps from Zootopia is pro-choice!
She knows exactly what it’s like to have people to tell you what you can and cannot do with your body and your life. This is why she will always support someone’s choice in life. She cares deeply about the rights of others and their right to bodily autonomy.
you predicted the zootopia pro life comic
I didn’t mean to. 😭
I like to think that Rita Skeeter totally lost whatever renown she had after the war and so Harry and Ginny and the others like to pick up her stories for fun without worrying about the effect it’ll have on their image? Like Harry just idly turns a page every morning and goes, “Oh, we’re getting a divorce.”
And Ginny yawns as she fetches two coffee mugs and says, “Is it because I’m snogging Neville?”
“No,” says Harry, “it’s because I’m snogging Neville.”
And Ginny slams down her mug and says, “Goddamnit, Harry, let me have my affair in peace, would you?”They have this sort of conversation in public, sometimes. Especially in places (the Leaky Cauldron, the Three Broomsticks, etc) where they know that it’ll get back to Skeeter.
I like to imagine that the kids get in on it as well. Like Albus and Scorpius can be over heard in the Great Hall with the latest Potter Family gossip
“Did you hear that your dad is leaving your mum for my father?”
“I thought mum was leaving dad for your mum, Scorp?”
“No that was last week. Your mum is with your aunt Luna right now.”
“Ah, my mistake. Pass the pumpkin juice.”
Please tell me that the cursed child was just another bullshit story that the kids fed to her.
New head-canon: Rita Skeeter wrote The Cursed Child.
I’ve been ignoring this post in my notifs for ages but this is now the only explanation for the Cursed Child that I will accept.

