Tag: lol

doublemooncrab:

starry-vulcan:

talk-nerdy-to-me-thyla:

jimmyjanuary:

reblog to keep yourself, your family and Bill Shatner safe this American Thanksgiving

ITS A FEW DAYS BEFORE THANKSGIVING AND I’VE NOTICED THAT THIS HASN’T COME ACROSS MY DASH ONCE. HAPPY THANKSGIVING, WHERES THE DINGLE DANGLE

W H E R E ’ S T H E D I N G L E D A N G L E

this is so sinister sounding good god

here’s the ultimate answer to how you can keep Bill Shatner safe from turkey fryer fire:

andrusi:

therobotmonster:

literaltortoise:

stimmysuggestion:

concept: soundproof rooms where you go to scream. $5 an hour. they pay you.

Monsters Inc honestly could’ve just paid college kids to do this instead of exploiting the labor of young children… the real monster is the lack of ethical business practices…

There’s probably some monster equivalent of a climate scientist that’s been pushing for ethically sourced scream from secretly monster-run amusement parks, haunted houses and spooky holiday festivals for decades, only to be constantly rebuffed and painted as an alarmist nut. 

Scientists Politely Remind Monster World That Ethical Screams Ready To Go Whenever

wackd:

neonthebright:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid:

I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

He punched the lycanthropy right out of wolfman

did he just throw ygor out a window

Source: the-mighty-upside-down-pyramid